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Joke of the Week: Political Polls

Why are political poll takers unbiased toward blue or red states? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Jealousy

Which state is every other state jealous of? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Soda Pop

What did the Midwest state call the law limiting the size of soft drinks? The answer is… The Mini Soda Law.      

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Joke of the Week: Unions

What is a union member’s favorite music style? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: The Terminator

What container did Sarah Connor put the ashes of her dead love Kyle Reese into? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Moses

How did Moses describe the man who made root beer for the Israelites? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: George Lucas

How did George Lucas get his inspiration for the Mos Eisley Cantina? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Olympics

Which vehicle always finishes in second place in the Olympics? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Sean Connery

What did Sean Connery say when asked why he was crying about his irreparably damaged bookshelf? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

How did the movie reviewer briefly describe the ‘80s comedy that was a ripoff of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? The answer is…

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