Tag Archives: puns

Joke of the Week: Candidates

What happened when a lady tapped on the shoulder of a man she thought she knew and said, “Paul, who are you voting for?” The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: George Washington

Why was George Washington so concerned about everything he did in office? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Gerald Ford

What did the newspaper headline say when Gerald Ford decided to keep the former president’s spending cuts? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Political Polls

Why are political poll takers unbiased toward blue or red states? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Jealousy

Which state is every other state jealous of? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Soda Pop

What did the Midwest state call the law limiting the size of soft drinks? The answer is… The Mini Soda Law.      

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Joke of the Week: Unions

What is a union member’s favorite music style? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: The Terminator

What container did Sarah Connor put the ashes of her dead love Kyle Reese into? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: George Lucas

How did George Lucas get his inspiration for the Mos Eisley Cantina? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Olympics

Which vehicle always finishes in second place in the Olympics? The answer is…

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