Tag Archives: puns

Joke of the Week: Sean Connery

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What did Sean Connery say when asked why he was crying about his irreparably damaged bookshelf? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Government Officials

Posted on July 27, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why were people so happy when a newspaper headline said most government officials were in favor of refugee immigration? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Bruce Wayne

Posted on July 20, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why is Bruce Wayne a recluse? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Cats

Posted on July 13, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What are an outdoor cat’s two favorite letters? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: The Flintstones

Posted on July 6, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why was Betty from The Flintstones so depressed? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Spider-Man

Posted on June 29, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

If Peter Parker’s Aunt May got bitten by a radioactive spider, what would she become? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Mind Reader

Posted on June 22, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What did the mind reader say to start the bidding on a bag of French fries? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Choir

Posted on June 15, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

When two Choir Directors were dividing up a dozen Tenors by number, why did one Director think the other was being way too greedy at the outset? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Bully

Posted on June 8, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

When is a bully’s favorite time to wait? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Cows

Posted on June 1, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What do you call a mythical milk company that’s located next to a cliff? The answer is… Ledge ‘n Dairy!

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