What The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’s Tagline Should Have Been

Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings trilogy is one of the best film adaptations of a book series ever. I have mixed feelings about The Hobbit, however. Why drag on a story for three films that could easily be told in a single film (or two if you’re really ambitious)? Oh well.

Seeing as how it’s a prequel to a well-established film series, I would like to humbly suggest what the tagline for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey should have been:

The Hobbit: Bag End Action, Deja Reviewer

This is the Deja Reviewer bidding you farewell until we meet again.

The poster for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is the copyright of its many owners.

About Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Robert Lockard has been a lover of writing since he was very young. He studied public relations in college, graduating with a Bachelor’s degree in 2006. His skills and knowledge have helped him to become a sought-after copywriter in the business world. He has written blogs, articles, and Web content on subjects such as real estate, online marketing and inventory management. His talent for making even boring topics interesting to read about has come in handy. But what he really loves to write about is movies. His favorite movies include: Fiddler on the Roof, Superman: The Movie, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Back to the Future, Beauty and the Beast, The Fugitive, The Incredibles, and The Dark Knight. Check out his website: Deja Reviewer. Robert lives in Utah with his wife and four children. He loves running, biking, reading, and watching movies with his family.
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