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Joke of the Week: Zoo

What did the excited zoo patron say while awaiting the opening of the new sea otter exhibit? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Military

What does the military file its random weapons under? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Silly Laws

What happened to the law requiring bananas to have two outer layers? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Education

Which two restaurants, when you put them next to each other, sound like grading on the curve?

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Joke of the Week: Poetry

What do you call the person you team up with to write poetry? The answer is… Your partner in rhyme.

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Joke of the Week: Tape Player

What does the tape player always sing when it gets to the end of a tape? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Alphabet Politics

What does the political party, which only uses the letters A through Y, call itself? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: The Civil War

When someone announced the leader of the Confederate Army would give a speech, why did people assume he would cover a broad topic? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Money

Why did the dollar bill really want to go into the bank vault? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Borg

Why did the Borg give up on retiling their floor after they kept running out of tiles? The answer is…

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