Tag Archives: puns

Joke of the Week: The Civil War

When someone announced the leader of the Confederate Army would give a speech, why did people assume he would cover a broad topic? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Money

Why did the dollar bill really want to go into the bank vault? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Borg

Why did the Borg give up on retiling their floor after they kept running out of tiles? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Nail, Screw and Hammer

What did the nail say to the screw when it saw a hammer coming toward them? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Mr. T

Why is Mr. T’s son worried he will be returned someday? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Canada

What is a Canadian frog’s favorite game? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Rope

What did the tangled rope say when someone asked it, “Who are you? Can you help me?” The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Batman

What is Batman when he returns home after a big fight? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Disney

What do positrons and electrons have in common with Walt Disney Pictures? The answer is…

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Joke of the Week: Environmentalist

Which country sounds like an angry environmentalist? The answer is…

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