Joke of the Week: Optometrist

What did the optometrist call his best sale ever?

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Movies That Improve on Multiple Viewings: Enchanted

Enchanted is a strange movie for me. I really didn’t get it at first, but after a while it started to grow on me until it finally won me over.

I should explain my relationship with Disney movies to give this discussion a little context. I like them. I neither hold them sacred nor openly disparage them – I just think they’re usually good movies. There are several standouts, of course, such as Beauty and the Beast, The Emperor’s New Groove and Mulan, but for the most part I look at Disney movies as good, old cotton candy. They’re sweet, but not particularly lasting. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Puppy

Why was the cantaloupe-eating puppy so sad?

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Bad Movies with Great Music: Iron Eagle

If ever there was a movie that deserved to be patted on the back and slapped in the face at the same time, it’s Iron Eagle. Man, this movie is conflicting. In fact, if I had a list of movies that are so bad, they’re good, this one would be pretty high on it.

Two Films That Rocked 1986

1986 was a banner year for Air Force movies. Iron Eagle came out in January, and it set the stage for the runaway hit Top Gun just a few months later. I first saw this movie as a young kid so I didn’t think I really understood it. All I knew was there was a cocky teenager who has to steal a plane to save his father from a bunch of bad guys. When I watched it years later, I realized that even as a child I understood this movie perfectly! That’s really all there is to it. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Fabio

When Fabio discovered he was too old to go out with women as often as other models he knew, what had he become?

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Movie Matchups: Iron Man vs. RoboCop (1987)

RoboCop's Auto-9, DejaReviewerFrom the title of this article, you might think this is going to be one of the best fan-fiction entries of all time. Actually, I’m going to prove that the films Iron Man and RoboCop (1987) are pretty much the same movie. So whip out your Auto-9 and get ready to take aim at these two great action movies. Continue reading →

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Video: Why Girls Are Good

Why are girls so good? I explain in this hilarious video. Sit back and enjoy!

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The Deja Reviewer is just getting started, so stay tuned for exciting reviews in the near future!

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