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About Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Robert Lockard has been a lover of writing since he was very young. He studied public relations in college, graduating with a Bachelor’s degree in 2006. His skills and knowledge have helped him to become a sought-after copywriter in the business world. He has written blogs, articles, and Web content on subjects such as real estate, online marketing and inventory management. His talent for making even boring topics interesting to read about has come in handy. But what he really loves to write about is movies. His favorite movies include: Fiddler on the Roof, Superman: The Movie, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Back to the Future, Beauty and the Beast, The Fugitive, The Incredibles, and The Dark Knight. Check out his website: Deja Reviewer. Robert lives in Utah with his wife and four children. He loves running, biking, reading, and watching movies with his family.

Joke of the Week: Mind Reader

Posted on June 22, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What did the mind reader say to start the bidding on a bag of French fries? The answer is…

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Movie Matchups: Aliens (1986) vs. Alien (1979)

Posted on June 19, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Poor James Cameron. He is a brilliant filmmaker, but he has only come up with a couple of original ideas. Take a look at his filmography: Terminator was allegedly inspired by a story by Harlan Ellison. Terminator 2 is just … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Choir

Posted on June 15, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

When two Choir Directors were dividing up a dozen Tenors by number, why did one Director think the other was being way too greedy at the outset? The answer is…

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Pleasant Surprises: The Parent Trap (1998)

Posted on June 12, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

This is the second film I’ve reviewed in the Pleasant Surprises section, and it also happens to be the second film with a date in the title, the first being Star Trek (2009). I’ll try not to make a habit … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Bully

Posted on June 8, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

When is a bully’s favorite time to wait? The answer is…

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Movie Matchups: 2010 vs. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

Posted on June 5, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Remember my Movie Matchup of Star Trek: The Motion Picture and 2001: A Space Odyssey? I’m not done with either of those series yet because it turns out that the sequels to those two films are just as identical as … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Cows

Posted on June 1, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What do you call a mythical milk company that’s located next to a cliff? The answer is… Ledge ‘n Dairy!

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What Made Someone I Don’t Know Threaten to Kill Me

Posted on May 29, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

I recently had a conversation that opened my eyes to a very big truth: tyranny is alive and well, and it is rearing its ugly head by trying to intimidate good people into silence. You see, I talked with someone … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Missouri

Posted on May 25, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why did Missouri’s slogan to attract businesses fail? The answer is…

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10 Movie Remakes That Are Better Than the Originals

Posted on May 22, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Movie remakes get a bad name because of such misfires as Poseidon, The Haunting, and let’s not forget the infamous Psycho. I’ve noticed quite a few remakes in recent years, which make Hollywood filmmakers look desperate to come up with … Continue reading →

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