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About Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Robert Lockard has been a lover of writing since he was very young. He studied public relations in college, graduating with a Bachelor’s degree in 2006. His skills and knowledge have helped him to become a sought-after copywriter in the business world. He has written blogs, articles, and Web content on subjects such as real estate, online marketing and inventory management. His talent for making even boring topics interesting to read about has come in handy. But what he really loves to write about is movies. His favorite movies include: Fiddler on the Roof, Superman: The Movie, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Back to the Future, Beauty and the Beast, The Fugitive, The Incredibles, and The Dark Knight. Check out his website: Deja Reviewer. Robert lives in Utah with his wife and four children. He loves running, biking, reading, and watching movies with his family.

Joke of the Week: Government Officials

Posted on July 27, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why were people so happy when a newspaper headline said most government officials were in favor of refugee immigration? The answer is…

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Movie Matchups: The Dark Knight Rises vs. Toy Story 3

Posted on July 24, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

There are several spoilers in this review, so please don’t read beyond this point if you haven’t seen The Dark Knight Rises and you don’t want to know plot details. You’ve been warned. When I first thought of this article, … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Bruce Wayne

Posted on July 20, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why is Bruce Wayne a recluse? The answer is…

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12 Things The Amazing Spider-Man Did Better Than the Original Trilogy

Posted on July 17, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

When I saw Spider-Man for the first time nine years ago, one line really stuck out to me. The Green Goblin tells Spider-Man, “In spite of everything you’ve done for them, eventually they will hate you.” I couldn’t help thinking … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Cats

Posted on July 13, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What are an outdoor cat’s two favorite letters? The answer is…

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Out of Town at an Epic Family Reunion

Posted on July 10, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Sorry, no article this week on account of a family reunion in Syracuse, Utah during the Independence Day week. Almost my entire family got together for this epic three-day event. There was a total of 36 people there, including my … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: The Flintstones

Posted on July 6, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why was Betty from The Flintstones so depressed? The answer is…

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Battle of the Message Movies: Mr. Holland’s Opus vs. Forrest Gump

Posted on July 3, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

I’d like to drastically switch gears in this article. Last week I had a lot of fun joking about Roland Emmerich, but in honor of the Fourth of July holiday, I would like to talk about America. Specifically about Hollywood’s … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Spider-Man

Posted on June 29, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

If Peter Parker’s Aunt May got bitten by a radioactive spider, what would she become? The answer is…

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Universal Soldier Is an Unwatchable Travesty (and 5 Other Reasons I Love Roland Emmerich)

Posted on June 26, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Oh, Roland Emmerich. The much-maligned writer/director is so much better than his critics give him credit for. His successful career should give aspiring filmmakers hope that anyone can make it big in Hollywood. Seriously, the man tries so hard to … Continue reading →

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