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About Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Robert Lockard has been a lover of writing since he was very young. He studied public relations in college, graduating with a Bachelor’s degree in 2006. His skills and knowledge have helped him to become a sought-after copywriter in the business world. He has written blogs, articles, and Web content on subjects such as real estate, online marketing and inventory management. His talent for making even boring topics interesting to read about has come in handy. But what he really loves to write about is movies. His favorite movies include: Fiddler on the Roof, Superman: The Movie, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Back to the Future, Beauty and the Beast, The Fugitive, The Incredibles, and The Dark Knight. Check out his website: Deja Reviewer. Robert lives in Utah with his wife and four children. He loves running, biking, reading, and watching movies with his family.

Joke of the Week: Moses

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

How did Moses describe the man who made root beer for the Israelites? The answer is…

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Why I Love Telling Jokes

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

When I started the Deja Reviewer website more than a year ago, I didn’t originally plan on including a Joke section. At the time, I had come up with about a hundred jokes, and I didn’t know how long I … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: George Lucas

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

How did George Lucas get his inspiration for the Mos Eisley Cantina? The answer is…

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Movie Matchups: The Amazing Spider-Man vs. Death Wish

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

The Amazing Spider-Man is basically 1974’s Death Wish with a giant killer lizard thrown into the story. I really enjoyed The Amazing Spider-Man – as you can tell from my article “12 Things The Amazing Spider-Man Did Better Than the … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Olympics

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Which vehicle always finishes in second place in the Olympics? The answer is…

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Movie Matchups: The Bourne Identity (2002) vs. Total Recall (1990)

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

You know how “I’ll be back” was Arnold Schwarzenegger’s big catchphrase all through the ‘80s? Apparently he wasn’t just talking about coming back himself, but having plots from his movies reused. I’ll talk about a film that blatantly and goofily … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Sean Connery

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What did Sean Connery say when asked why he was crying about his irreparably damaged bookshelf? The answer is…

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How to Restore Liberty in the United States

Posted on August 7, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Since the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, I have been wondering where the federal government’s power ends. If the government can force us to buy health insurance or pay a penalty, … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Posted on August 3, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

How did the movie reviewer briefly describe the ‘80s comedy that was a ripoff of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? The answer is…

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Michael Kamen: The Best Film Composer You’ve Never Heard of

Posted on July 31, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

A friend of mine recently said that one of his favorite songs by composer John Williams is the main title of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. He was surprised when I told him, “Actually, Michael Kamen did the music for … Continue reading →

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