Author Archives: Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

About Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Robert Lockard has been a lover of writing since he was very young. He studied public relations in college, graduating with a Bachelor’s degree in 2006. His skills and knowledge have helped him to become a sought-after copywriter in the business world. He has written blogs, articles, and Web content on subjects such as real estate, online marketing and inventory management. His talent for making even boring topics interesting to read about has come in handy. But what he really loves to write about is movies. His favorite movies include: Fiddler on the Roof, Superman: The Movie, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Back to the Future, Beauty and the Beast, The Fugitive, The Incredibles, and The Dark Knight. Check out his website: Deja Reviewer. Robert lives in Utah with his wife and four children. He loves running, biking, reading, and watching movies with his family.

Joke of the Week: Norse Mythology

Posted on May 18, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Which Norse god has the most ironic name? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged comedy, comic books, fun, funny, God, humor, jokes, loki, myth, norse mythology, puns, religion, thor | 2 Comments

Movie Matchups: Thor vs. The Ten Commandments (1956)

Posted on May 15, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

I recently saw Marvel’s The Avengers and I am so impressed. I wish every big-budget movie could be that entertaining and just plain fun. In preparation for that movie, I watched both Iron Man films, Captain America: The First Avenger, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Matchups | Tagged alien, avengers, bible, bible stories, cecil b demille, charlton heston, comic books, egypt, films, hebrew, heroes, iron man, Israel, Jews, loki, love, moses, movie review, movies, natalie portman, norse mythology, odin, pharaoh, prophet, relationships, religion, science fiction, the ten commandments, thor, villains | 16 Comments

Joke of the Week: Organ Donor

Posted on May 11, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Which city did the organ donor organization base its operations in? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged britain, comedy, donation, fun, funny, global, great britain, humor, international, jokes, liverpool, organ donations, organs, puns, united kingdom | Leave a comment

How to Destroy the Star Wars Saga in One Easy Step

Posted on May 8, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What one thing could possibly destroy the entire Star Wars saga? Not Jar Jar Binks. Not Anakin Skywalker as a little kid or a whiny teenager. Not Darth Vader yelling “NOOOOOOO!” Not even Yoda jumping around with a little green … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged alien, anakin skywalker, darth vader, death star, empire strikes back, et the extra terrestrial, fairy tales, films, george lucas, han solo, lord of the rings, luke skywalker, movie review, movies, muppets, padme amidala, phantom menace, return of the jedi, science fiction, star trek, star wars, star wars prequels, steven spielberg, superman, yoda | 2 Comments

Joke of the Week: Zoo

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What did the excited zoo patron say while awaiting the opening of the new sea otter exhibit? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged animals, comedy, fun, funny, humor, jokes, nature, otter, puns, zoo | Leave a comment

10 Movies That Will Make You Bawl (While You Have a Ball)

Posted on May 1, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Some movies are so good that it doesn’t matter that they make me feel incredibly sad. I’ve compiled a list of 10 movies that have the power to make me cry my heart out, but they still keep me coming … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged animated films, baseball, beauty and the beast, big, cats, christian slater, comedy, deep impact, dinosaurs, disaster movies, disney, don bluth, drama, elephant man, film score, films, fun, garfield, girls, humor, james horner, john merrick, john travolta, love, macaulay culkin, madonna, major league baseball, movie review, movies, music, my girl, phenomenon, relationships, romance, romantic comedy, sad, star trek, tearjerker, the land before time, tom hanks, untamed heart | 4 Comments

Joke of the Week: Military

Posted on April 27, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What does the military file its random weapons under? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged comedy, files, fun, funny, humor, jokes, military, missiles, puns, weapons | Leave a comment

Movie Matchups: Iron Man 2 vs. RoboCop 2

Posted on April 24, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Iron Man 2 is a remake of RoboCop 2. Let that sentence sink in for a few seconds… Now someone please tell me why would anyone want to remake RoboCop 2? I’d really like to know. I can understand wanting … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Matchups | Tagged action movies, alex murphy, bad movies, comedy, comic books, cyborgs, films, fun, funny, humor, iron man, movie review, movies, relationships, robocop, robots, science fiction, sequels, spiderman, star wars, star wars prequels, superman, tony stark | 29 Comments

Joke of the Week: Silly Laws

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What happened to the law requiring bananas to have two outer layers? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged banana, comedy, food, fruit, fun, funny, humor, jokes, laws, legal, puns | 2 Comments

Pleasant Surprises: Star Trek (2009)

Posted on April 17, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

I didn’t expect to like Star Trek (2009) at all. I originally thought it sounded like a cheap gimmick to cash in on a popular franchise. The filmmakers had clearly run out of ideas for continuing the story, so why … Continue reading →

Posted in Pleasant Surprises | Tagged action movies, anakin skywalker, clue, darth vader, film score, films, fun, funny, humor, james t kirk, message movies, michael giacchino, movie review, movies, music, relationships, science, science fiction, soundtrack, space, spock, star trek, star wars, TV shows, voyager | 17 Comments