How My Mom Taught Me Not to Fear Scary Movies

Halloween season is upon us, so in that spirit I would like to share an experience from my childhood involving scary movies. I was forbidden from watching most scary movies for many years, but my parents were wise enough to know that I would eventually find my way to them and so they needed to prepare me for them. It’s the same reason why we inoculate kids against diseases. I was certainly frightened when I first saw Mr. Boogedy, Poltergeist (1982), and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, but thankfully I had the tools I needed to deal with their horrifying aspects because of something simple my mom said to me. Continue reading

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Can You Imagine Seeing a TV Episode Like This Today?

What would you do if you had to choose how you were going to be killed? Imagine living in a nightmarish dystopia in which logic is an enemy and truth is a menace. You’re not being sentenced to death because you’re trying to subvert the authoritarian State you’re living under or even to question its validity. You’re being sentenced to death simply because you hold the wrong thoughts in your head. That makes you a threat.

Would you choose to go quietly, beg and plead for your life, cower in fear, or try to make some sort of heroic last stand? We get to see all of those options play out when a seemingly insignificant librarian named Romney Wordsworth is called upon to choose how he will die in my favorite episode of The Twilight Zone, “The Obsolete Man.” The episode features no action sequences, moments of levity, or anything else that would, at least on the surface, draw the audience in. Instead, it relies on compelling dialogue between two characters who couldn’t be more dissimilar, and complex ideas explored in a subtle and ingenious manner. It came out at the end of the show’s second season on June 2, 1961. Fifty-eight years later, it is just as compelling as ever, and I can’t imagine it getting made today.

You see, Wordsworth is a librarian in a State that has banned books. He is a Christian in a State that denies the existence of God. And he is a free thinker in a State that demands conformity. Therefore, he must die. Those in power can’t logically refute any of his arguments, so they must kill him to silence his hate speech. Continue reading

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James Cameron’s Many Imitators

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then James Cameron must be one of the most beloved directors in Hollywood. Every one of his films has been aped at least once, sometimes before they even came out. Here are some of the most blatant ripoffs. Continue reading

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10 Creative Uses of Pens in Movies

A pen is just a writing utensil, right? Not when it’s in the hands of creative filmmakers. Pens can become a variety of weapons, tools, and comedic punchlines. Here are 10 creative uses of pens in movies. Continue reading

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Can Mission: Impossible Survive Without Tom Cruise?

I’m old enough to remember a time when the idea of Mission: Impossible being a Tom Cruise action vehicle was as outlandish as James Cameron directing a courtroom drama. Such a thing just seemed to be outside the realm of the possible. Hm. Maybe that was the point. It seemed like an impossible mission to transform Tom Cruise from a dramatic actor into an action star, but that 1996 movie (and its sequels) sure pulled it off.

Now I have to ask: can Mission: Impossible survive without Tom Cruise? Continue reading

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The Secret Weapon of ’80s Comedies: Elmer Bernstein

What is the most recent live-action comedy film you saw that had a really memorable original score? Liar Liar? Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery? Home Alone? To me, most comedy films of the past few decades have had scores that were perfectly serviceable, but not impactful. I won’t be humming them anytime soon.

But more than that, the music composed for comedies seems to be thrown in rather than well thought out. That wasn’t always the case. Big-name composers used to provide the scores for comedies, and they don’t get much bigger than Elmer Bernstein. He teamed up with two of the most prolific comedy directors of the 1980s to produce great pieces of music that have stood the test of the time. You might even call him the secret weapon of ‘80s comedies because of how much they benefited from his contributions.

Elmer Bernstein started working with John Landis in 1978. He worked on the score for nothing but classics: National Lampoon’s Animal House, The Blues Brothers, An American Werewolf in London, Trading Places, Michael Jackson’s Thriller, Spies Like Us, and Three Amigos.

He started working with Ivan Reitman in 1979. Those scores include Meatballs, Stripes, Ghostbusters, and Legal Eagles. He also did the score for Heavy Metal, which Reitman produced.

It was a stroke of genius for these two directors to use Bernstein’s talents in their (mostly) comedy films. Bernstein was well known at the time as a great dramatic composer. He had composed the scores for such classics as The Ten Commandments (1956), The Magnificent Seven (1960), To Kill a Mockingbird, The Great Escape, and True Grit (1969). He brought his considerable talents to bear for each of his assignments in the ‘80s, creating memorable results. Continue reading

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Sgt. Bilko Is an Underrated Comedy

Jonathan Lynn doesn’t seem to get much respect as a director. And yet he directed several excellent films, including Clue, My Cousin Vinny, and Sgt. Bilko (1996). Yes, I lump that last film in with those earlier ones because I think it’s a superb comedy. Steve Martin is at the top of his game as a comedian, being effortlessly charming and funny. Plus, it has Phil Hartman as its main villain. You can’t go wrong with that kind of pairing.

To put it mildly, Sgt. Bilko is an underrated comedy. I remember when it first came out, I was surprised that it got savaged by critics. I thought it was genuinely hilarious, and as proof I offer one of the funniest scenes in the movie. This is a flashback where Bilko is explaining an old scheme he cooked up that accidentally got his superior officer in a lot of trouble. If you haven’t seen this before, you’re in for a treat. Continue reading

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Pleasant Surprises: Now and Then

Do you remember how you felt when you first heard that the likes of Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, and the Hulk were actually going to appear in the same film together or that two living legends like Al Pacino and Robert De Niro were finally going to share the screen? Now imagine that you didn’t know about those team-up movies until two decades after the fact. That’s what happened to me a few days ago. I randomly saw a picture of a young Christina Ricci above the movie title Now and Then on Netflix. I asked my wife if she had ever heard of that movie and she said yes and got to introduce me to it, which is a rare occurrence. I’m usually the one who opens her eyes to the wonders of obscure films.

As I pored over this film’s impressive cast, I was amazed I had never heard of it before. It has one of the most talented collections of actors I have ever seen. It’s practically the Dream Team for moviegoers like me who grew up in the ‘80s and ‘90s. Let’s talk about all of the famous people in Now and Then and see if it’s worth a watch for that novelty alone. Continue reading

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Overcoming the Fear of Name-Calling

Being called a mean name hurts. My parents taught me to ignore personal insults, but that was easier said than done. Thankfully, I managed to avoid stooping to my bullies’ level and instead killed them with kindness. It’s so much more satisfying to lift someone up than to take revenge on them. The first step to reaching that goal is to overcome the fear of name-calling. Here are three examples from movies and a TV show that illustrate this. Continue reading

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6 Movies Contained Within The Fountainhead

The Fountainhead was first published in 1943, and it’s had quite an impact ever since. Its story is so epic and contains so many elements that entire films have been made about plot points that are only small parts of the overall book. Let’s identify six movies contained within it to marvel at just how many types of stories spring from The Fountainhead. Continue reading

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