Author Archives: Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

About Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Robert Lockard has been a lover of writing since he was very young. He studied public relations in college, graduating with a Bachelor’s degree in 2006. His skills and knowledge have helped him to become a sought-after copywriter in the business world. He has written blogs, articles, and Web content on subjects such as real estate, online marketing and inventory management. His talent for making even boring topics interesting to read about has come in handy. But what he really loves to write about is movies. His favorite movies include: Fiddler on the Roof, Superman: The Movie, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Back to the Future, Beauty and the Beast, The Fugitive, The Incredibles, and The Dark Knight. Check out his website: Deja Reviewer. Robert lives in Utah with his wife and four children. He loves running, biking, reading, and watching movies with his family.

Joke of the Week: Money

Posted on March 9, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why did the dollar bill really want to go into the bank vault? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged bank, cash, comedy, currency, dollar, fun, funny, humor, jokes, loan, money, puns | Leave a comment

Movie Matchups: Star Trek: The Motion Picture vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Since my first attempt at talking about 2001: A Space Odyssey was such a resounding success (Stanley Kubrick fans lined up to hurl insults at me), I thought I might as well finish what I started and try to set … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Matchups | Tagged 2001 a space odyssey, alien, classical music, dave bowman, drama, enterprise, evolution, film score, films, fun, funny, hal 9000, heavens gate, humor, james t kirk, jerry goldsmith, jupiter, klingon, krypton, leaders, monolith, movie review, movies, music, NASA, religion, science, science fiction, soundtrack, space, space exploration, spock, stanley kubrick, star trek, superman, TV shows, voyager, youtube | 29 Comments

Joke of the Week: Borg

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why did the Borg give up on retiling their floor after they kept running out of tiles? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged borg, comedy, fun, funny, humor, jokes, puns, star trek | 1 Comment

Moneyball and The Book of Mormon

Posted on February 28, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

This is a truly unique article for me. I created the Deja Reviewer website less than a year ago to allow myself to share my enlightening views on film, not literature. I didn’t intend to discuss books at all. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged angel, author, baseball, bible, billy beane, book of mormon, books, church, church of jesus christ of latter-day saints, God, gold plates, inspiration, Israel, jesus christ, Jews, lds, leaders, literature, major league baseball, michael lewis, middle east, moneyball, mormon, oakland athletics, religion, revelation, scriptures, spiritual, sports, team, vision | 4 Comments

Joke of the Week: Nail, Screw and Hammer

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What did the nail say to the screw when it saw a hammer coming toward them? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged comedy, drill, fun, funny, hammer, jokes, nail, puns, screw, tools | Leave a comment

How MST3K Inspired the Internet Generation

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

The first generation of Internet users has been heavily influenced by many things. It might seem silly to try to pin down one aspect that had the biggest influence, but that’s exactly what I’m going to do. I’d like to … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged angry video game nerd, bad movies, batman and robin, battlefield earth, characters, cinematic titanic, confused matthew, crow t robot, films, fun, humor, internet, joel robinson, low budget, mike nelson, movie review, movies, mst3k, mystery science theater 3000, nostalgia critic, online, personality types, rifftrax, science fiction, sf debris, star trek, tom servo, TV shows, video game | 13 Comments

Joke of the Week: Mr. T

Posted on February 17, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why is Mr. T’s son worried he will be returned someday? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged actors, comedy, fun, funny, humor, jokes, mr t, names, puns | Leave a comment

Bad Movies with Great Music: St. Elmo’s Fire

Posted on February 14, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Long before Joel Schumacher made Batman and Robin, he had already cemented his position as a schlock director with the 1985 cinematic stinker called St. Elmo’s Fire. He actually wrote and directed this movie, so there’s no wiggle room to … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Movies with Great Music | Tagged 1980s, ally sheedy, bad movies, batman and robin, demi moore, drama, emilio estevez, film score, films, funny, ghost, humor, joel schumacher, judd nelson, love, movie review, movies, music, patrick swayze, relationships, rob lowe, romance, seven degrees, songs, soundtrack, st elmos fire, tom hanks | 5 Comments

Joke of the Week: Canada

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What is a Canadian frog’s favorite game? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged canada, comedy, croquet, frog, fun, funny, games, humor, jokes, puns | Leave a comment

Movie Matchups: Star Wars Prequels vs. Spartacus

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Spartacus (1960) is proof that the Star Wars prequels could have been contained in one film. And they probably would have been much better if they had. Just imagine, we could have gone back and seen the birth of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Matchups | Tagged 2001 a space odyssey, action movies, anakin skywalker, ancient rome, darth vader, drama, films, freedom, fun, funny, george lucas, government, history, humor, love, movie review, movies, obi-wan kenobi, padme amidala, relationships, return of the jedi, revenge of the sith, robocop, roman empire, romance, science fiction, slavery, spartacus, stanley kubrick, star wars, star wars prequels | 7 Comments