Author Archives: Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

About Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Robert Lockard has been a lover of writing since he was very young. He studied public relations in college, graduating with a Bachelor’s degree in 2006. His skills and knowledge have helped him to become a sought-after copywriter in the business world. He has written blogs, articles, and Web content on subjects such as real estate, online marketing and inventory management. His talent for making even boring topics interesting to read about has come in handy. But what he really loves to write about is movies. His favorite movies include: Fiddler on the Roof, Superman: The Movie, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Back to the Future, Beauty and the Beast, The Fugitive, The Incredibles, and The Dark Knight. Check out his website: Deja Reviewer. Robert lives in Utah with his wife and four children. He loves running, biking, reading, and watching movies with his family.

Joke of the Week: Rope

Posted on February 3, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What did the tangled rope say when someone asked it, “Who are you? Can you help me?” The answer is…

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6 Movies That Are Better If You Skip the First Half

Posted on January 31, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Some movies are so perfectly set up that you can’t skip a second without feeling totally lost or missing something vital to the whole experience. Films in this category include such gems as Inception, Star Trek II: The Wrath of … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged 1980s, 2001 a space odyssey, action movies, alien, bill murray, denzel washington, die hard, drama, films, fun, george lucas, groundhog day, horror, john grisham books, julia roberts, movie review, movies, science fiction, stanley kubrick, star trek, star wars, star wars prequels, the pelican brief | 19 Comments

Joke of the Week: Batman

Posted on January 27, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What is Batman when he returns home after a big fight? The answer is…

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Special: 2011 Highlights from the Deja Reviewer

Posted on January 24, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

The WordPress stats gurus prepared a 2011 annual report for my website. Check it out! Here’s an excerpt: The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 39,000 times in 2011. If it … Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Disney

Posted on January 20, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What do positrons and electrons have in common with Walt Disney Pictures? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged atoms, chemistry, comedy, disney, electrons, fun, funny, humor, jokes, movies, neutrons, positrons, puns, science, science fiction, tron | Leave a comment

A Tale of Two Satans: The Joker vs. General Zod

Posted on January 17, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Two of my favorite sequels of all time are The Dark Knight and Superman II. Both of them expand the heroes’ story and deepen the world they inhabit. A lot of the success of these films can be credited directly … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged batman, batman begins, christ-type, comic books, devil, drama, evil, films, general zod, God, harvey dent, jesus christ, joker, lucifer, movie review, movies, religion, romance, satan, science fiction, spiritual, superman, the dark knight, villains | 10 Comments

Joke of the Week: Environmentalist

Posted on January 13, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Which country sounds like an angry environmentalist? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged comedy, environment, fun, funny, geography, humor, jokes, madagascar, puns | 1 Comment

Forgotten Film Gems: National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1

Posted on January 10, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Do yourself a favor and go watch National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1 right now. Seriously. It’s on Netflix and it’s probably also at your local library. This is one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen, and I don’t want … Continue reading →

Posted in Forgotten Film Gems | Tagged 1980s, action movies, airplane, bruce willis, cameo, comedy, danny glover, die hard, emilio estevez, films, fun, funny, george lucas, jokes, lethal weapon, mel gibson, movie review, movies, netflix, parody, richard donner, samuel l jackson, star trek, superman, tim curry, TV shows, whoopi goldberg, william shatner | 6 Comments

Joke of the Week: James Bond

Posted on January 6, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

If Charlotte’s Web was remade as a James Bond movie, what would it be called? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged charlottes web, children films, comedy, fun, funny, james bond, jokes, puns, relationships, romance, the spy who loved me | 1 Comment

No Article This Week. Sorry

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

I’m afraid I won’t be able to publish an article this week. I was visiting my siblings and parents in Washington State all last week and as soon as I got back home last Friday I got extremely sick. So … Continue reading →

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