Author Archives: Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

About Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Robert Lockard has been a lover of writing since he was very young. He studied public relations in college, graduating with a Bachelor’s degree in 2006. His skills and knowledge have helped him to become a sought-after copywriter in the business world. He has written blogs, articles, and Web content on subjects such as real estate, online marketing and inventory management. His talent for making even boring topics interesting to read about has come in handy. But what he really loves to write about is movies. His favorite movies include: Fiddler on the Roof, Superman: The Movie, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Back to the Future, Beauty and the Beast, The Fugitive, The Incredibles, and The Dark Knight. Check out his website: Deja Reviewer. Robert lives in Utah with his wife and four children. He loves running, biking, reading, and watching movies with his family.

Joke of the Week: Communism

Posted on December 30, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What did the communist country name the university dedicated to atoms and molecules? The answer is…

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Funny Christmas Carol: Let Us Know!

Posted on December 25, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Merry Christmas! I wrote this parody of the famed Christmas carol “Let It Snow” a few years ago in honor of my parents. They’re both very sweet to let their children visit them so often. Plus, my younger brother and … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged carols, christmas, comedy, fun, funny, holiday, humor, music, parody, relationships, songs | Leave a comment

Joke of the Week: Christmas

Posted on December 23, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why was Jesus born to Joseph and Mary? The answer is…

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Forgotten Film Gems: Christmas Eve on Sesame Street

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Merry Christmas! I love this time of year. Even though the weather seems to get worse every day, my spirits brighten more and more as I approach that happy holiday on December 25. That’s the day when I’m reunited with … Continue reading →

Posted in Forgotten Film Gems | Tagged big bird, children films, christmas, comedy, cookie monster, drama, feliz navidad, film score, films, fun, funny, grover, holiday, kermit the frog, movie review, movies, muppets, music, oscar the grouch, relationships, santa claus, sesame street, songs, soundtrack, spanish, television, TV shows | 2 Comments

Joke of the Week: Joseph and Mary

Posted on December 16, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why were Mary and Joseph so glad the innkeeper let them stay in his stable? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged christmas, comedy, fun, funny, holiday, hotel, inn, jesus christ, jokes, puns, stable | Leave a comment

Movie Matchups: Sherlock Holmes (2009) vs. Batman Begins

Posted on December 13, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

It’s time for one of the greatest showdowns of all time! The world’s greatest detective (Sherlock Holmes, of course) vs. the world’s greatest detective (Batman, naturally)! In honor of the upcoming release of Sherlock Holmes 2, I’m going to show … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Matchups | Tagged action movies, batman, batman begins, bruce wayne, christopher nolan, comic books, detective, drama, films, gotham city, heroes, iron man, joker, magic, movie review, movies, police, relationships, robert downey jr, romance, sherlock holmes, tim burton | 15 Comments

Joke of the Week: Santa Claus

Posted on December 9, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Who is Santa Claus’ favorite singer? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged christmas, comedy, elvis presley, fun, funny, holiday, jokes, music, puns, santa claus, singer | Leave a comment

Bad Movies with Great Music: Edward Scissorhands

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

I know I risk the ire of my patient readers by saying this, but, in my opinion, Edward Scissorhands is not a good movie. I’d like to stress that it’s not terrible, either. The main reason I consider it bad … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Movies with Great Music | Tagged back to the future, beauty and the beast, california, christmas, danny elfman, disney, drama, edward scissorhands, film score, films, frankenstein, holiday, john hughes, johnny depp, movie review, movies, music, relationships, romance, soundtrack, tim burton, winona ryder | 9 Comments

Joke of the Week: Bible Stories

Posted on December 2, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why did Naomi (in the Bible) not want to send her daughter-in-law away? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged bible, bible stories, family, fun, funny, humor, jokes, naomi, puns, relationships, ruth | Leave a comment

Movie Matchups: DreamWorks Animation Triple Feature!

Posted on November 29, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Over the past few years, the quality of DreamWorks Animation’s films has gone up dramatically. They’ve given Pixar a run for its money with great movies like Megamind, How to Train Your Dragon and Kung Fu Panda. What has suddenly … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Matchups | Tagged animated films, batman begins, beauty and the beast, comedy, donkey kong, dreamworks, films, fun, funny, hitch, how to train your dragon, kung fu panda, megamind, movie review, movies, pixar, relationships, science fiction, superman | 8 Comments