Author Archives: Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

About Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Robert Lockard has been a lover of writing since he was very young. He studied public relations in college, graduating with a Bachelor’s degree in 2006. His skills and knowledge have helped him to become a sought-after copywriter in the business world. He has written blogs, articles, and Web content on subjects such as real estate, online marketing and inventory management. His talent for making even boring topics interesting to read about has come in handy. But what he really loves to write about is movies. His favorite movies include: Fiddler on the Roof, Superman: The Movie, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Back to the Future, Beauty and the Beast, The Fugitive, The Incredibles, and The Dark Knight. Check out his website: Deja Reviewer. Robert lives in Utah with his wife and four children. He loves running, biking, reading, and watching movies with his family.

Joke of the Week: Chemistry

Posted on November 25, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why was the TV show about the Periodic Table of Elements canceled? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged argon, boron, chemistry, fun, funny, humor, jokes, periodic table of elements, puns, science, TV shows | 1 Comment

How I Know Miracles Are Real

Posted on November 22, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

I would like to share a story that is near and dear to my heart in honor of Thanksgiving. Some people believe miracles aren’t real or that they don’t happen anymore like they did anciently, but I humbly disagree. Miracles … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged bus, car crash, commute, freeway, God, gospel, holiday, inspiration, lds, miracles, mormon, religion, seattle, thanksgiving, transportation, washington state | 2 Comments

Joke of the Week: Rock

Posted on November 18, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

How was the rock able to crush all of its competitors? The answer is…

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Making Star Wars vs. Writing the U.S. Constitution

Posted on November 15, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Is it blasphemous to compare a document as divinely inspired as the United States Constitution to a film written and directed by a man who went on to create a character named Jar Jar Binks? I’ll let you decide. No … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged alec guinness, constitution, films, founding fathers, george lucas, george washington, government, james madison, movies, myth, politics, science fiction, star wars, united states | 1 Comment

Joke of the Week: Google

Posted on November 11, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

If Google ran an office-supply store, what would they call it? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged comedy, fun, funny, google, jokes, office supplies, puns | Leave a comment

Battle of the Message Movies: Cars vs. Groundhog Day

Posted on November 8, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

You’re probably thinking, “What on earth does Cars have to do with Groundhog Day? You’ve gone too far this time with your movie comparisons. How dare you!” Or something like that. I can understand your skepticism, but I think by … Continue reading →

Posted in Message Movie Battle | Tagged animated films, bill murray, cars, comedy, death, films, fun, groundhog day, lightning mcqueen, message movies, movie review, movies, pixar, punxsutawney, race, relationships, romance | 16 Comments

Joke of the Week: Queen of England

Posted on November 4, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What is the Queen of England’s favorite beverage? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged comedy, drinks, england, fun, funny, jokes, puns, queen, tea | Leave a comment

Movie Matchups: The Sixth Sense vs. Ghost

Posted on October 31, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Don’t you just love that sleeper hit from the 1990s about a ghost who stays on earth after he dies to try to help the people he cares about? Which movie am I talking about: either 1999’s The Sixth Sense … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Matchups | Tagged 1990s, bruce willis, comedy, death, demi moore, drama, films, ghost, haley joel osment, halloween, m night shyamalan, movie review, movies, patrick swayze, relationships, romance, scary movies, spiritual, supernatural, the sixth sense, TV shows, whoopi goldberg | 10 Comments

Joke of the Week: Executioner

Posted on October 28, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What does an executioner read in the morning? The answer is…

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Forgotten Film Gems: Clue

Posted on October 25, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Believe it or not, next year’s Battleship will not be the first movie ever made based on a board game. That dubious honor goes to 1985’s Clue. But don’t let the fact that it’s inspired by a silly game meant … Continue reading →

Posted in Forgotten Film Gems | Tagged 1980s, back to the future, board games, clue, comedy, films, fun, funny, halloween, jokes, movie review, movies, murder, mystery, raiders of the lost ark | 10 Comments