Author Archives: Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

About Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Robert Lockard has been a lover of writing since he was very young. He studied public relations in college, graduating with a Bachelor’s degree in 2006. His skills and knowledge have helped him to become a sought-after copywriter in the business world. He has written blogs, articles, and Web content on subjects such as real estate, online marketing and inventory management. His talent for making even boring topics interesting to read about has come in handy. But what he really loves to write about is movies. His favorite movies include: Fiddler on the Roof, Superman: The Movie, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Back to the Future, Beauty and the Beast, The Fugitive, The Incredibles, and The Dark Knight. Check out his website: Deja Reviewer. Robert lives in Utah with his wife and four children. He loves running, biking, reading, and watching movies with his family.

Joke of the Week: Superman

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What did the first sentence of the job description for Superman’s intern say? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged comedy, comic books, fun, funny, jokes, superman | 1 Comment

Movies That Get Worse on Multiple Viewings: Hitch

Posted on July 7, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

The first time I saw Hitch I was single. So it’s not surprising I really liked it. Hitch offers hope to those poor souls in the seemingly hopeless and endlessly frustrating world of dating. That’s why I was so surprised … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies That Get Worse | Tagged albert brennaman, comedy, funny, hitch, movie review, movies, relationships, romance, romantic comedy, videos, will smith, youtube | 3 Comments

Joke of the Week: Optometrist

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What did the optometrist call his best sale ever? The answer is…

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Movies That Improve on Multiple Viewings: Enchanted

Posted on June 30, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Enchanted is a strange movie for me. I really didn’t get it at first, but after a while it started to grow on me until it finally won me over. I should explain my relationship with Disney movies to give … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies That Improve | Tagged animated films, comedy, disney, enchanted, films, fun, funny, movie review, movies, music, parody | 5 Comments

Joke of the Week: Puppy

Posted on June 24, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why was the cantaloupe-eating puppy so sad? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged comedy, dogs, fun, funny, jokes | 1 Comment

Bad Movies with Great Music: Iron Eagle

Posted on June 21, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

If ever there was a movie that deserved to be patted on the back and slapped in the face at the same time, it’s Iron Eagle. Man, this movie is conflicting. In fact, if I had a list of movies … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Movies with Great Music | Tagged 1980s, action movies, air force, comedy, film score, films, fun, funny, iron eagle, movie review, movies, music, soundtrack, top gun, videos, youtube | 9 Comments

Joke of the Week: Fabio

Posted on June 17, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

When Fabio discovered he was too old to go out with women as often as other models he knew, what had he become? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged comedy, fun, funny, jokes | 2 Comments

Movie Matchups: Iron Man vs. RoboCop (1987)

Posted on June 16, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

From the title of this article, you might think this is going to be one of the best fan-fiction entries of all time. Actually, I’m going to prove that the films Iron Man and RoboCop (1987) are pretty much the same movie. … Continue reading →