Author Archives: Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

About Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Robert Lockard has been a lover of writing since he was very young. He studied public relations in college, graduating with a Bachelor’s degree in 2006. His skills and knowledge have helped him to become a sought-after copywriter in the business world. He has written blogs, articles, and Web content on subjects such as real estate, online marketing and inventory management. His talent for making even boring topics interesting to read about has come in handy. But what he really loves to write about is movies. His favorite movies include: Fiddler on the Roof, Superman: The Movie, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Back to the Future, Beauty and the Beast, The Fugitive, The Incredibles, and The Dark Knight. Check out his website: Deja Reviewer. Robert lives in Utah with his wife and four children. He loves running, biking, reading, and watching movies with his family.

Joke of the Week: The Lord of the Rings

Posted on August 5, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why did Gandalf think Frodo wanted to send a ninja to Mordor to destroy the One Ring? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged frodo, fun, funny, gandalf, jokes, lord of the rings | 1 Comment

Movie Matchups: Tron: Legacy vs. The Dark Crystal

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Tron: Legacy is a good movie. I haven’t watched TV for the past five years and I don’t pay attention to movie hype, except what I see on IMDB. So when I first saw Tron: Legacy for the first time, … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Matchups | Tagged 1980s, action movies, dark crystal, films, fun, funny, jeff bridges, jim henson, movie review, movies, science fiction, star wars, starman, tron | 4 Comments

Joke of the Week: Plumber

Posted on July 29, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What did the plumber say when he walked up to his customer’s sink? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged comedy, fun, funny, jokes, plumber, puns | 1 Comment

Forgotten Film Gems: Starman

Posted on July 26, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Starman is a forgotten classic. If you’ve already seen it, I applaud you. If you haven’t, I suggest you check it out. This movie never got the attention it deserved, possibly because it came out just two years after another … Continue reading →

Posted in Forgotten Film Gems | Tagged 1980s, christ-type, films, funny, jeff bridges, jesus christ, john carpenter, message movies, movie review, movies, relationships, romance, science fiction, star trek, starman, will smith | 20 Comments

Joke of the Week: Pepsi

Posted on July 22, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What do you call the President and the CEO of Pepsi? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged comedy, double meaning, fun, funny, jokes, leaders, pepsi, pop, soda | Leave a comment

What the Star Wars Prequels Did Right

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

The Star Wars prequels are not great films. Many people have gone into great detail about what those films did wrong. So, instead of repeating all of their problems, I’m going to talk about what the Star Wars prequels did … Continue reading →

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged film score, films, george lucas, john williams, movies, music, science fiction, soundtrack, star wars | 18 Comments

Joke of the Week: Stephen King

Posted on July 15, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

If the author of The Shining made an information technology company, what would he call it? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged books, comedy, fun, funny, horror, information technology, IT, jokes, stephen king | 3 Comments

Battle of the Message Movies: Wall-E vs. Planet of the Apes (1968)

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

I liked Wall-E when I first saw it. Despite its slant against consumerism and over-the-top premise, Wall-E is a charming film. I also enjoyed the 1968 version of Planet of the Apes with Charlton Heston at his campy best. What … Continue reading →

Posted in Message Movie Battle | Tagged environment, films, future, message movies, movie review, movies, pixar, planet of the apes, science fiction, wall-e, war | 12 Comments

Joke of the Week: Superman

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

What did the first sentence of the job description for Superman’s intern say? The answer is…

Posted in Joke of the Week | Tagged comedy, comic books, fun, funny, jokes, superman | 1 Comment

Movies That Get Worse on Multiple Viewings: Hitch

Posted on July 7, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

The first time I saw Hitch I was single. So it’s not surprising I really liked it. Hitch offers hope to those poor souls in the seemingly hopeless and endlessly frustrating world of dating. That’s why I was so surprised … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies That Get Worse | Tagged albert brennaman, comedy, funny, hitch, movie review, movies, relationships, romance, romantic comedy, videos, will smith, youtube | 3 Comments