Joke of the Week: Batman

What is Batman when he returns home after a big fight?

The answer is… Continue reading →

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Special: 2011 Highlights from the Deja Reviewer

The WordPress stats gurus prepared a 2011 annual report for my website. Check it out!

Here’s an excerpt:

The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 39,000 times in 2011. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 14 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

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Joke of the Week: Disney

What do positrons and electrons have in common with Walt Disney Pictures?

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A Tale of Two Satans: The Joker vs. General Zod

Two of my favorite sequels of all time are The Dark Knight and Superman II. Both of them expand the heroes’ story and deepen the world they inhabit.

A lot of the success of these films can be credited directly to their villains. Scarecrow and Falcone were cool villains, but let’s face it, they didn’t pose big challenges to Batman. Ra’s al Ghul was almost a match for Batman, but he was absent from so much of the film that his threat was diminished by the end.

And I’m sorry, but the only reason Lex Luthor is a threat to Superman is because Superman is such a nice guy. Can you imagine Wolverine (or Batman, for that matter) putting up with Luthor’s silly tricks for even a minute? I don’t think so. Superman could literally kill Luthor with the flick of his pinky finger, but he’s always so restrained that he would never commit such an obviously evil act. Luthor knows that and exploits it.

But when the Joker and General Zod enter the scene in the sequels, they push the heroes to the limit and evoke some intriguing parallels to Biblical stories. The very nature of good and evil, God and the devil, can be found in these films. Let’s dive in and find out how The Dark Knight and Superman II are the tale of two Satans! Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Environmentalist

Which country sounds like an angry environmentalist?

The answer is… Continue reading →

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Forgotten Film Gems: National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1

Do yourself a favor and go watch National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1 right now. Seriously. It’s on Netflix and it’s probably also at your local library. This is one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen, and I don’t want you to miss out on it. Anyone who says the film parody died after 1980’s Airplane! has probably never seen this 1993 gem of a film.

I’m not a fan of practically any parody released in the past decade, but there were plenty of funny ones in the ‘80s and ‘90s. And Loaded Weapon 1 is definitely among the best. It pokes fun at a genre that is ripe for the picking: the buddy-cop action film. It specifically targets Lethal Weapon and its first two sequels, as well as a few others like Silence of the Lambs, Basic Instinct and even Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I’ll mainly talk about my favorite jokes in this movie to explain why I like it. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: James Bond

If Charlotte’s Web was remade as a James Bond movie, what would it be called?

The answer is… Continue reading →

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No Article This Week. Sorry

I’m afraid I won’t be able to publish an article this week. I was visiting my siblings and parents in Washington State all last week and as soon as I got back home last Friday I got extremely sick. So I haven’t been able to finish my next article in time.

I apologize for my failure to meet my usual deadline of posting a new article each Tuesday. Life can get hectic sometimes. I’ll still publish a Joke of the Week on Friday, so I won’t let you down there. I hope you had a merry Christmas and that 2012 is off to a great start for you. Thank you for continuing to visit my blog and enjoy my insights into movies.

This is the Deja Reviewer bidding you farewell until we meet again.

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Joke of the Week: Communism

What did the communist country name the university dedicated to atoms and molecules?

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Funny Christmas Carol: Let Us Know!

Merry Christmas! I wrote this parody of the famed Christmas carol “Let It Snow” a few years ago in honor of my parents. They’re both very sweet to let their children visit them so often. Plus, my younger brother and sister were just about to get married, so I had plenty of inspiration to draw from. I hope you enjoy it!

Let Us Know
(Parody of Let It Snow)

Oh, you’re all moved out and grown up,
But suddenly you’ve shown up
Asking for a bed and pillow.
Let us know! Let us know! Let us know!

We like when you come visit,
But could I please ask is it
Too hard before up you show
To let us know? Let us know! Let us know!

CHORUS:
It was cute when you were dating
To bring him or her to our home,
But it got quite irritating
When we couldn’t leave you two alone!

So before you come a-knocking
And you hear the deadbolt locking
And us boarding up the windows,
Let us know! Let us know! Let us know!

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