Movie Matchups: Star Wars Prequels vs. Spartacus

Spartacus (1960) is proof that the Star Wars prequels could have been contained in one film. And they probably would have been much better if they had. Just imagine, we could have gone back and seen the birth of the Republic, epic Jedi vs. Sith battles, an explanation of who the Sith are, and a proper telling of the Clone Wars, and still had plenty of time to tell the story of Anakin Skywalker’s rise and fall. That would have been incredible!

This isn’t the first time I’ve talked about the Star Wars prequels. A while back, I listed all the things I like about them. This time, I don’t intend to mock them, but I will show how they could have been better by comparing them to a superior film.

I’m writing this in part to show that I don’t hate all of Stanley Kubrick’s movies after what I wrote in my last article, “6 Movies That Are Better If You Skip the First Half.” I’m not a fan of 2001: A Space Odyssey, but the man was clearly able to tell stories that are both linear and gripping. He didn’t need to resort to excessive visual extravagance. But the problem with this article is that it’s likely to upset some Star Wars fans. So I guess I’m par for the course when it comes to offending my patient readers.

With that said, let’s delve into the Star Wars prequels vs. Spartacus! Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Rope

What did the tangled rope say when someone asked it, “Who are you? Can you help me?”

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6 Movies That Are Better If You Skip the First Half

Some movies are so perfectly set up that you can’t skip a second without feeling totally lost or missing something vital to the whole experience. Films in this category include such gems as Inception, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and Citizen Kane.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of movies with way too much padding and pointless scenes for their own good. You could practically skip the first half of them and you wouldn’t miss anything important. I’ve come up with a list of six movies that have disposable beginnings. These movies are either more interesting or have a completely different focus if you start watching them halfway through.

So let’s dive in and see if we can gain a new perspective on these films. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Batman

What is Batman when he returns home after a big fight?

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Special: 2011 Highlights from the Deja Reviewer

The WordPress stats gurus prepared a 2011 annual report for my website. Check it out!

Here’s an excerpt:

The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 39,000 times in 2011. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 14 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

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Joke of the Week: Disney

What do positrons and electrons have in common with Walt Disney Pictures?

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A Tale of Two Satans: The Joker vs. General Zod

Two of my favorite sequels of all time are The Dark Knight and Superman II. Both of them expand the heroes’ story and deepen the world they inhabit.

A lot of the success of these films can be credited directly to their villains. Scarecrow and Falcone were cool villains, but let’s face it, they didn’t pose big challenges to Batman. Ra’s al Ghul was almost a match for Batman, but he was absent from so much of the film that his threat was diminished by the end.

And I’m sorry, but the only reason Lex Luthor is a threat to Superman is because Superman is such a nice guy. Can you imagine Wolverine (or Batman, for that matter) putting up with Luthor’s silly tricks for even a minute? I don’t think so. Superman could literally kill Luthor with the flick of his pinky finger, but he’s always so restrained that he would never commit such an obviously evil act. Luthor knows that and exploits it.

But when the Joker and General Zod enter the scene in the sequels, they push the heroes to the limit and evoke some intriguing parallels to Biblical stories. The very nature of good and evil, God and the devil, can be found in these films. Let’s dive in and find out how The Dark Knight and Superman II are the tale of two Satans! Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Environmentalist

Which country sounds like an angry environmentalist?

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Forgotten Film Gems: National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1

Do yourself a favor and go watch National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1 right now. Seriously. It’s on Netflix and it’s probably also at your local library. This is one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen, and I don’t want you to miss out on it. Anyone who says the film parody died after 1980’s Airplane! has probably never seen this 1993 gem of a film.

I’m not a fan of practically any parody released in the past decade, but there were plenty of funny ones in the ‘80s and ‘90s. And Loaded Weapon 1 is definitely among the best. It pokes fun at a genre that is ripe for the picking: the buddy-cop action film. It specifically targets Lethal Weapon and its first two sequels, as well as a few others like Silence of the Lambs, Basic Instinct and even Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I’ll mainly talk about my favorite jokes in this movie to explain why I like it. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: James Bond

If Charlotte’s Web was remade as a James Bond movie, what would it be called?

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