James Cameron’s Best Movie

What is James Cameron’s best movie? It’s not Aliens. It’s not Terminator 2: Judgment Day. It’s not even Titanic. No, his best movie is one that he planned more than a decade before it became a reality. He had to wait until he had built a reputation for being an amazing director to get a studio to gamble on his ambitious film. Plus, the technology simply didn’t exist to tell the story the way he wanted to, so he had to invent most of it himself.

No, I’m definitely not talking about Avatar. That was a silly and contrived mess. James Cameron’s best movie is, without a doubt, The Abyss. The Special Edition, in particular.

You might be thinking that that is a silly thing to say because The Abyss isn’t usually considered a classic in the same way as Cameron’s other films. In addition, it is his only major box-office disappointment to date. But I really do believe that it’s his best film. Of course, anytime a person claims something is the absolute best in its category, they had better be ready to give a good explanation for saying that. And I’m ready to. So let’s peer into The Abyss and see what wonders we’ll find in it. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Money

Why did the dollar bill really want to go into the bank vault?

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Movie Matchups: Star Trek: The Motion Picture vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey

Since my first attempt at talking about 2001: A Space Odyssey was such a resounding success (Stanley Kubrick fans lined up to hurl insults at me), I thought I might as well finish what I started and try to set the record straight on what I think about this film. I hope I’m not committing an unpardonable sin, but I would like to compare and contrast 2001: A Space Odyssey with the very first Star Trek film, Star Trek: The Motion Picture. What’s the worst that could happen?

First of all, I sort of like Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Its slowness is one of its bizarre charms. It’s a wonder to watch a movie like this because it doesn’t seem particularly interested in whether the audience comes along for the ride or not. I feel like it’s daring me to sit through it. Also, I’ve heard Star Trek: The Motion Picture compared to 2001: A Space Odyssey many times, but I’ve never heard anyone put their finger on all of the similarities. Instead, I’ve just heard general statements about the two films having a similar style and being about the vastness of space. I’m going to attempt to clearly explain how Star Trek: The Motion Picture is virtually a remake of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

So open the pod bay doors and set phasers on stun because our human adventure is just beginning. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Borg

Why did the Borg give up on retiling their floor after they kept running out of tiles?

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Moneyball and The Book of Mormon

This is a truly unique article for me. I created the Deja Reviewer website less than a year ago to allow myself to share my enlightening views on film, not literature. I didn’t intend to discuss books at all. I also never considered introducing religious ideas on this website, and I do so now with great apprehension, for I know it invites bitter criticism. But I was simply amazed by the similarities between two seemingly unrelated books – Moneyball and The Book of Mormon – and I just had to bring them to my good readers’ attention.

The similarities didn’t leap out at me until I read the Afterword in Moneyball. Indeed, I intend to focus on the effects of these books more than on the actual material contained in them. With this in mind, I humbly invite you to join me on this journey of bold ideas. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Nail, Screw and Hammer

What did the nail say to the screw when it saw a hammer coming toward them?

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How MST3K Inspired the Internet Generation

The first generation of Internet users has been heavily influenced by many things. It might seem silly to try to pin down one aspect that had the biggest influence, but that’s exactly what I’m going to do. I’d like to share an intriguing little idea on how the TV show Mystery Science Theater 3000 (referred to hereafter as MST3K) helped shape the Internet we all know and love.

I don’t mean that MST3K invented the Internet in a technical way. I mean that many of the people responsible for the content online are MST3K fans and are heavily influenced by that show’s style and its brand of comedy. The Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd, Confused Matthew, SF Debris, and other online personalities have mentioned that they are either MST3K fans or they have at least seen the show. In addition, you’ll find a lot of similarities between people who consume online content, post comments, etc. and the characters on the show.

If you’re wondering how all of this will make sense, you should really just relax and join me for a fresh take on Mystery Science Theater 3000!

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Joke of the Week: Mr. T

Why is Mr. T’s son worried he will be returned someday?

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Bad Movies with Great Music: St. Elmo’s Fire

Long before Joel Schumacher made Batman and Robin, he had already cemented his position as a schlock director with the 1985 cinematic stinker called St. Elmo’s Fire. He actually wrote and directed this movie, so there’s no wiggle room to say it’s not his fault this film turned out so badly.

I get the sense this was trying to be the 1980s version of American Graffiti, but it went horribly wrong. There’s the misunderstood rebel (Rob Lowe/Paul Le Mat), the lovesick dreamer (Emilio Estevez/Richard Dreyfuss) and a few other elements in common. There aren’t enough similarities to do an entire Movie Matchup, but they’re close enough that we can see they follow pretty much the same pattern: A group of young people on the verge of major life changes must make decisions and live with the consequences.

Before I point out this movie’s numerous flaws, let’s talk about the one thing movie gets right – its soundtrack. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Canada

What is a Canadian frog’s favorite game?

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