Bad Movies with Great Music: St. Elmo’s Fire

Long before Joel Schumacher made Batman and Robin, he had already cemented his position as a schlock director with the 1985 cinematic stinker called St. Elmo’s Fire. He actually wrote and directed this movie, so there’s no wiggle room to say it’s not his fault this film turned out so badly.

I get the sense this was trying to be the 1980s version of American Graffiti, but it went horribly wrong. There’s the misunderstood rebel (Rob Lowe/Paul Le Mat), the lovesick dreamer (Emilio Estevez/Richard Dreyfuss) and a few other elements in common. There aren’t enough similarities to do an entire Movie Matchup, but they’re close enough that we can see they follow pretty much the same pattern: A group of young people on the verge of major life changes must make decisions and live with the consequences.

Before I point out this movie’s numerous flaws, let’s talk about the one thing movie gets right – its soundtrack. Continue reading

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Joke of the Week: Canada

What is a Canadian frog’s favorite game?

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Movie Matchups: Star Wars Prequels vs. Spartacus

Spartacus (1960) is proof that the Star Wars prequels could have been contained in one film. And they probably would have been much better if they had. Just imagine, we could have gone back and seen the birth of the Republic, epic Jedi vs. Sith battles, an explanation of who the Sith are, and a proper telling of the Clone Wars, and still had plenty of time to tell the story of Anakin Skywalker’s rise and fall. That would have been incredible!

This isn’t the first time I’ve talked about the Star Wars prequels. A while back, I listed all the things I like about them. This time, I don’t intend to mock them, but I will show how they could have been better by comparing them to a superior film.

I’m writing this in part to show that I don’t hate all of Stanley Kubrick’s movies after what I wrote in my last article, “6 Movies That Are Better If You Skip the First Half.” I’m not a fan of 2001: A Space Odyssey, but the man was clearly able to tell stories that are both linear and gripping. He didn’t need to resort to excessive visual extravagance. But the problem with this article is that it’s likely to upset some Star Wars fans. So I guess I’m par for the course when it comes to offending my patient readers.

With that said, let’s delve into the Star Wars prequels vs. Spartacus! Continue reading

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Joke of the Week: Rope

What did the tangled rope say when someone asked it, “Who are you? Can you help me?”

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6 Movies That Are Better If You Skip the First Half

Some movies are so perfectly set up that you can’t skip a second without feeling totally lost or missing something vital to the whole experience. Films in this category include such gems as Inception, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and Citizen Kane.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of movies with way too much padding and pointless scenes for their own good. You could practically skip the first half of them and you wouldn’t miss anything important. I’ve come up with a list of six movies that have disposable beginnings. These movies are either more interesting or have a completely different focus if you start watching them halfway through.

So let’s dive in and see if we can gain a new perspective on these films. Continue reading

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Joke of the Week: Batman

What is Batman when he returns home after a big fight?

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Special: 2011 Highlights from the Deja Reviewer

The WordPress stats gurus prepared a 2011 annual report for my website. Check it out!

Here’s an excerpt:

The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 39,000 times in 2011. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 14 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

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Joke of the Week: Disney

What do positrons and electrons have in common with Walt Disney Pictures?

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A Tale of Two Satans: The Joker vs. General Zod

Two of my favorite sequels of all time are The Dark Knight and Superman II. Both of them expand the heroes’ story and deepen the world they inhabit.

A lot of the success of these films can be credited directly to their villains. Scarecrow and Falcone were cool villains, but let’s face it, they didn’t pose big challenges to Batman. Ra’s al Ghul was almost a match for Batman, but he was absent from so much of the film that his threat was diminished by the end.

And I’m sorry, but the only reason Lex Luthor is a threat to Superman is because Superman is such a nice guy. Can you imagine Wolverine (or Batman, for that matter) putting up with Luthor’s silly tricks for even a minute? I don’t think so. Superman could literally kill Luthor with the flick of his pinky finger, but he’s always so restrained that he would never commit such an obviously evil act. Luthor knows that and exploits it.

But when the Joker and General Zod enter the scene in the sequels, they push the heroes to the limit and evoke some intriguing parallels to Biblical stories. The very nature of good and evil, God and the devil, can be found in these films. Let’s dive in and find out how The Dark Knight and Superman II are the tale of two Satans! Continue reading

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Joke of the Week: Environmentalist

Which country sounds like an angry environmentalist?

The answer is… Continue reading

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