Joke of the Week: Christmas

Posted on December 23, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why was Jesus born to Joseph and Mary?

The answer is… Continue reading →

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Forgotten Film Gems: Christmas Eve on Sesame Street

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Merry Christmas! I love this time of year. Even though the weather seems to get worse every day, my spirits brighten more and more as I approach that happy holiday on December 25. That’s the day when I’m reunited with family members and we all get to do something kind for each other.

There have been many films made about Christmas. Some of them do a great job capturing the excitement and wonder of this holiday, but the one that does it better than any other is, actually, not a film that was released in theaters. It’s an hour-long 1978 PBS special called Christmas Eve on Sesame Street. From beginning to end, this movie is both heartwarming and hilarious. I enjoy every minute of it, and I’d like to share it with you so you don’t miss out on all the fun. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Joseph and Mary

Posted on December 16, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why were Mary and Joseph so glad the innkeeper let them stay in his stable?

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Movie Matchups: Sherlock Holmes (2009) vs. Batman Begins

Posted on December 13, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

It’s time for one of the greatest showdowns of all time! The world’s greatest detective (Sherlock Holmes, of course) vs. the world’s greatest detective (Batman, naturally)! In honor of the upcoming release of Sherlock Holmes 2, I’m going to show how that film’s predecessor is virtually the same as another reimagining of a famous fictional character: Batman Begins.

So pull out your magnifying glass and let’s put together the clues to the mystery of what Sherlock Holmes has in common with Batman Begins. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Santa Claus

Posted on December 9, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Who is Santa Claus’ favorite singer?

The answer is… Continue reading →

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Bad Movies with Great Music: Edward Scissorhands

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

I know I risk the ire of my patient readers by saying this, but, in my opinion, Edward Scissorhands is not a good movie. I’d like to stress that it’s not terrible, either. The main reason I consider it bad is because it fails to live up to its potential. It comes so close to being great, but it always finds a way to disappoint. However, Danny Elfman’s soundtrack is perfect, and I think it’s some of his greatest work.

Edward Scissorhands’ Heart

Edward Scissorhands is basically a modern twist on the classic Frankenstein story. Its heart lies in its main character Edward and his relationship to a teenage girl named Kim. Johnny Depp and Wynona Rider are perfect in their respective roles, each acting vulnerable, kind and confused at just the right times. The music that plays in the scenes between them is full of yearning and joy, as well as a twinge of sadness. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Bible Stories

Posted on December 2, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why did Naomi (in the Bible) not want to send her daughter-in-law away?

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Movie Matchups: DreamWorks Animation Triple Feature!

Posted on November 29, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Over the past few years, the quality of DreamWorks Animation’s films has gone up dramatically. They’ve given Pixar a run for its money with great movies like Megamind, How to Train Your Dragon and Kung Fu Panda. What has suddenly changed at DreamWorks? I think I know the answer: They discovered they’re good at telling a story. In fact, they realized they do such a good job at it that they’ve told the same story three times! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

I’m going to show how the stories of Megamind, How to Train Your Dragon and Kung Fu Panda are identical. This is a bit ambitious for me because I usually just compare two films. Wish me luck. Now sit back and enjoy this new, exciting adventure! Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Chemistry

Posted on November 25, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

Why was the TV show about the Periodic Table of Elements canceled?

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How I Know Miracles Are Real

Posted on November 22, 2011 by Robert Lockard, the Deja Reviewer

I would like to share a story that is near and dear to my heart in honor of Thanksgiving. Some people believe miracles aren’t real or that they don’t happen anymore like they did anciently, but I humbly disagree. Miracles take place every day, though sometimes we don’t notice them. Here is a miracle that I experienced on July 18, 2008. Continue reading →

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