Movie Matchups: DreamWorks Animation Triple Feature!

Over the past few years, the quality of DreamWorks Animation’s films has gone up dramatically. They’ve given Pixar a run for its money with great movies like Megamind, How to Train Your Dragon and Kung Fu Panda. What has suddenly changed at DreamWorks? I think I know the answer: They discovered they’re good at telling a story. In fact, they realized they do such a good job at it that they’ve told the same story three times! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

I’m going to show how the stories of Megamind, How to Train Your Dragon and Kung Fu Panda are identical. This is a bit ambitious for me because I usually just compare two films. Wish me luck. Now sit back and enjoy this new, exciting adventure! Continue reading

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Joke of the Week: Chemistry

Why was the TV show about the Periodic Table of Elements canceled?

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How I Know Miracles Are Real

I would like to share a story that is near and dear to my heart in honor of Thanksgiving. Some people believe miracles aren’t real or that they don’t happen anymore like they did anciently, but I humbly disagree. Miracles take place every day, though sometimes we don’t notice them. Here is a miracle that I experienced on July 18, 2008. Continue reading

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Joke of the Week: Rock

How was the rock able to crush all of its competitors?

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Making Star Wars vs. Writing the U.S. Constitution

Is it blasphemous to compare a document as divinely inspired as the United States Constitution to a film written and directed by a man who went on to create a character named Jar Jar Binks? I’ll let you decide. No matter how different the film Star Wars: A New Hope and the Constitution may seem, I’m about to show you that they actually have a lot in common in how they came about and how they’ve affected the world.

First, I’ll list all the similarities. Then I’ll go through them one by one:

  • Each creation was inspired by one visionary man.
  • Each visionary used ideas from the past to create something new and fresh.
  • Others revised and built upon the visionary’s ideas to make the final product better than he could have done by himself.
  • Without the aid of a beloved icon, both projects would likely have failed.
  • Some things had to be abandoned in order to ensure the project’s success.
  • The work first won over Americans and then people around the world.
  • Politics and the film industry were changed forever by the advent of these creations.
  • The two works have been amended several times over the years. Continue reading
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Joke of the Week: Google

If Google ran an office-supply store, what would they call it?

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Battle of the Message Movies: Cars vs. Groundhog Day

You’re probably thinking, “What on earth does Cars have to do with Groundhog Day? You’ve gone too far this time with your movie comparisons. How dare you!” Or something like that. I can understand your skepticism, but I think by the end of this article you’ll see these two films from a new perspective, and you’ll agree that not only do they have the same message, but also just about the same story. Pixar practically remade Bill Murray’s classic comedy. So let’s get started! Continue reading

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Joke of the Week: Queen of England

What is the Queen of England’s favorite beverage?

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Movie Matchups: The Sixth Sense vs. Ghost

Don’t you just love that sleeper hit from the 1990s about a ghost who stays on earth after he dies to try to help the people he cares about? Which movie am I talking about: either 1999’s The Sixth Sense or 1990’s Ghost. Both movies have so many similarities, it’s easy to get them confused.

Similarities

  • The main character stays on earth after he dies to help the woman he loves.
  • The main character doesn’t realize he’s dead at first.
  • Both films include an attempt to expose a murderer.
  • A spiritual medium is the only one who can see and/or hear the dead main character, until…
  • The main character’s lover is able to see and/or hear them at the end. Continue reading
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Joke of the Week: Executioner

What does an executioner read in the morning?

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