Joke of the Week: Bill and Ted

What is Bill and Ted’s favorite country?

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Forgotten Film Gems: Hardware Wars

There must be dozens of Star Wars parodies out there. Everyone has made fun of Star Wars at some point, from Mel Brooks to Steve Oedekerk. But probably my favorite Star Wars parody of all time has to be an obscure little film called Hardware Wars. Ever heard of it? Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Math

Why is the number four so shy about talking to odd numbers?

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I Just Ran 9 Miles and I Feel Fine

This article is different than all the others I’ve written so far on this site. I’m just going to open up and talk about myself for a little bit to give you a peek into my life and my way of thinking.

Robert Lockard running the Utah Rivalry Relay, Deja ReviewerOn Saturday, August 27, 2011, I had the privilege of running a relay race with five of my coworkers from a company called Fishbowl. I’m a copywriter there, and I run three blogs all talking about inventory management software. I try to make that topic, which could be boring, into something as interesting as all my movie reviews on this site. I’ve written nearly 300 posts about inventory software so far and I’m not even close to running out of ideas yet, so I think I’m doing pretty well. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Running

Where do predators go to run?

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Movies That Get Worse on Multiple Viewings: Superman Returns

I don’t think Superman Returns is a bad movie. It’s an interesting character study, a solid drama, and a fresh perspective on the comic book genre. But that doesn’t necessarily add up to a great Superman movie. I’ll get to that in a minute. First, I’ll talk about what this movie did right.

The Soaring Score

When I first saw Superman Returns, I was thrilled to see my favorite superhero back on the silver screen. I knew I would at least like this movie before I even saw it because the music was already perfect. It hearkened back to the Planet Krypton theme and the Superman March from the original almost immediately. From the nostalgic opening credits I was hooked. I was ready to be entertained. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Star Wars

What do you call an eco-friendly laser sword?

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Movies That Improve on Multiple Viewings: Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

Some films set their sights very high, others very low. Napoleon Dynamite, for example, is an extremely unambitious movie and it actually succeeds because of that. It’s not pretentious, but soft spoken and light-hearted. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium, on the other hand, has lofty ambitions to be a great film and succeeds in spite of that. It’s trying so hard to be strange and ironic, but it comes across as quietly charming when it finally calms down. Continue reading →

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Joke of the Week: Pillsbury Doughboy

What would the Pillsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

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Bad Movies with Great Music: The Last Starfighter

Heaven help me, I love The Last Starfighter. For all its over-the-top, gee-whiz, Star Wars-lite tomfoolery, it’s actually a really fun movie. It encapsulates many of the things I love about films from the 1980s: The big hair, fun-loving teenagers, exciting action and, most of all, great music! None of this makes it a good movie, but it comes close.

A Video Game… in Space!

The Last Starfighter, appropriately enough, feels a lot like a video game. If you don’t believe me, go back and play Battle Clash on the Super NES (you know, the game that used the Super Scope) and you’ll feel like Alex Rogan in the cockpit. In that game, you shoot missiles at various robotic enemies and you have to shoot enemies’ missiles before they hit your robot while someone else pilots your robot. That actually sounds a lot like Robot Jox, except with a copilot. Continue reading →

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