Lifting Others When I Am Down

I am writing this while I have the strength. Last Tuesday, I began manifesting some sort of disease affecting my throat, hands, and feet. As a result, it’s extremely painful to swallow or speak. My hands are covered in red spots and bumps that burn. And my feet make it feel like I’m walking on needles.

Despite my struggles, I want to share a positive message this week. Continue reading

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Want to Know What Jean-Luc is Saying in the ‘Camping’ Episode of Bluey?

I don’t speak French. And I adore a kids TV show called Bluey. If you’re like me and fall into both of those categories, I have something helpful to share with you. 

My wife and kids introduced me to Bluey a while ago and I’ve been hooked ever since. It’s a heartwarming show that has lots of great moral lessons for parents and children. Bluey is a six or seven-year-old girl who learns about life with the help of her loving Mum, Dad, and little sister Bingo.  Continue reading

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The Man Upstairs

As a father, I’m in uncharted territory. For more than a decade I’ve been raising a bunch of young children, but that is changing. I officially have a teenager now. My eldest son is a good soul, which bodes well for the coming years of guiding him, and his younger siblings, on the rocky path to adulthood.

I’d like to share a couple of experiences I recently had with my eldest son that give me hope for him in the future. Continue reading

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I’ve Been Living Like Lightning McQueen for Too Long

The end of this month marks 10 years since I purchased my home. And I spent most of that time keeping my expenses to a minimum in order to pay it off last August. And since August, I’ve continued to keep my expenses down because I needed to replenish my emergency cash reserve. I’ve done a pretty good job, but there is always a tradeoff. In this case, my frugality has been at the expense of fixing things up at my home.

I made do with an old dishwasher for years until it started leaking a year ago and forced me to fix my now-warped kitchen floor and get a much better dishwasher. I have owned a good minivan for 11 years, and I now need to replace its tires and fix its anti-lock braking system. I had an unused swamp cooler in my roof that started allowing water to leak into the attic and through the ceiling last month. So I had to remove it, reroof, and repair the damaged part of the ceiling. And there are many other instances of things breaking and causing damage before I knew to respond to them.

In other words, I have been living my life like Lightning McQueen. Continue reading

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My Quest to Find an Obscure 1970s Film

My parents introduced me to many obscure films when I was growing up. 1981’s Harry’s War, 1984’s Tank, 1989’s Dream Team, and 1991’s Necessary Roughness, to name just a few. They weren’t necessarily of classic caliber, hence their obscurity. But there was plenty to like about them. And there is one film in particular that they showed me, which kind of reminded me of The Karate Kid in some ways, but it went in a different direction.

Description of the Movie

This is unlike any Forgotten Film Gems article I’ve ever done before because this one is so thoroughly forgotten that even I can’t remember what it’s called. Instead of reviewing it, I’m going to ask for your help in finding it. I believe it was made in the 1970s, and there are no famous actors I can recall starring in it. Here is what I remember. See if any of it rings a bell. Continue reading

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Pride and Prejudice (1995) Is a Beautiful Chiasmus (Complete)

This is a love letter to my wife. When we got married 14 years ago, I had never read Pride and Prejudice. But it’s my wife’s favorite book, so she encouraged me to read it. Of course, I had to comply with her wish. I imagine she was equal parts gratified and mortified by that decision. Because I ran to her every time a shocking revelation came to light, even though they were all old hat to her.

“Can you believe who Mr. Collins got engaged to?” I asked her in utter disbelief. “Did Mr. Darcy really just admit that? He’s such a jerk!” I forcefully declared. “How could Lydia do that?” I moaned to her in despair. And much more. And my wife just patiently patted my shoulder and, like Mr. Bennett, simply said, “Read on.”

And now I get to echo her words by telling you, my amazing readers, if you want to see how the 1995 BBC miniseries of Pride and Prejudice works as a chiasmus, read on! Continue reading

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Pride and Prejudice (1995) Is a Beautiful Chiasmus (Part 3)

Once again we return to Pride and Prejudice (1995), the famous BBC miniseries that just so happens to be a perfect chiasmus. In the first part, we explored how Episodes 1 and 6 match up. In the second part, we did the same to Episodes 2 and 5. And now it’s time to set our sights on Episodes 3 and 4.

Quite possibly the most crucial part of the chiasmus, the middle point is where things come into focus and we see what is at the heart of the story. The chiasmus builds to its climax in the exact center where it repeats itself for the first time. And Pride and Prejudice does not disappoint. It has one of the best turning points I’ve ever seen in a Cinematic Chiasmus.

I’m so excited to finally lay this all out for you to see. Let’s not waste any time.

The Chiasmus

The chiasmus in Episodes 3 and 4 of Pride and Prejudice can be summed up thusly: Continue reading

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Pride and Prejudice (1995) Is a Beautiful Chiasmus (Part 2)

Let’s continue this in-depth analysis of the 1995 BBC Pride and Prejudice miniseries to discover more of how its chiasmus works. It’s truly breathtaking. If you thought the first part of this chiasmus was interesting, just wait until you see how it continues into Episodes 2 and 5.

The Chiasmus

Here is a brief overview of the chiasmus in these two episodes of Pride and Prejudice. Continue reading

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Pride and Prejudice (1995) Is a Beautiful Chiasmus (Part 1)

Pride and Prejudice (1995) is not only quite possibly the best BBC miniseries of all time, but it is also the most complex Cinematic Chiasmus I have ever found. For this reason, I have chosen to separate this article into three parts. The miniseries itself is separated into six episodes. That made the chiasmus nice and neat because each episode mirrors the one on the opposite side from it. So Episode 1 and Episode 6 mirror each other, as do Episode 2 and Episode 5, and Episode 3 and Episode 4. The turning point of the entire chiasmus takes place at the end of Episode 3 and the start of Episode 4.

In this first part, I will cover the chiasmus contained in Episode 1 and Episode 6. Thus, we will get to see how the beginning and end of the story symmetrically connect.

The Chiasmus

Remember that this is only the first third of the chiasmus. Here is what it looks like in its briefest form: Continue reading

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The Most Epic Cinematic Chiasmus I’ve Ever Done

We’re starting 2023 with a bang. I’ve taken on the unprecedented task of uncovering the incredible chiasmus found in Pride and Prejudice (1995). That’s right, the BBC miniseries. Not a two-hour movie or even a trilogy of movies. I’m talking about a 5-and-a-half-hour miniseries broken up into six episodes. This rivals, if not exceeds, the complexity of my Dark Knight Trilogy Cinematic Chiasmus.

For such an unprecedented task, I’m taking the unprecedented step of publishing this chiasmus over the course of an entire month. Every Tuesday in January will be dedicated to this Pride and Prejudice Cinematic Chiasmus. Here’s how the schedule will go: Continue reading

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